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Monday, September 15, 2008

HEADLINE: Aaron ALMOST convicted OJ!

Las Vegas NV-- Thirteen years after he was acquited of murder, O.J. Simpson was back in court defending himself against a possible life-sentence. Mr. Simpson, who greeted reporters with a thumbs-up and a broad smile, listened passively as an all-white jury heard recordings of his conversations in the hours before he allegedly robbed two dealers of collectibles. Jury selection for the OJ Simpson trial took place in down town Las Vegas September 8, 2008. Among those in the jury pool was Aaron Harris, Math teacher at a local high school.

When asked by reporters how he felt when after a long day of waiting he was not picked, Mr. Harris responded, "It is a shame. I was all ready to state the verdict. Guilty. The sentence: death penalty. Seems reasonable for armed robbery, right?"

8 comments:

Lance & Milisa said...

wait a go Aaron!!

The Wright Family said...

Whoa! He could have almost been a celebrity himself! Way cute pics of your girls by the way. They are growing up so fast!

Puerto Rican Gringa said...

Almost famous!! Hey he still is a celebrity to us! We miss you guys!

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Anonymous said...

Thanks for providing me with my much needed laugh for the day.

Tyler and Katie said...

Oh, the books that could have and would have been written. I know you will have another chance at fame. That is so awesome, yet time consuming, maybe you should be glad.

The Randalls said...

You've got to be kidding! Aaron, that is so hilarious. What defense wouldn't pick you: a straight-down-the-line, white mormon math teacher with a great family and nothing at all in common with OJ! Ha ha. Glad you're registered to vote. Love you guys.

Jill said...

Love it! Thanks for the laugh! That is funnny.